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Games Boss Admits Competition

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By Ronny Reuters OBE (MP)

Commonwealth Games boss, Ronny Walker, has finally admitted what most people have thought. Off record at a function for respected Reuters journalists, Ronny said "Ok, Ok, then.  Yes we were going to have the Opening Ceremony on a Friday Night which is great for television coverage, but when we heard that it would clash with the Opening Ceremony in Manning Point, we thought, oh No".

"We rang up Eddie at NBN TV, and he reckoned that since the Classic's ceremony will be broadcast live via the web, then their audience share will also dip. " "He also mentioned that they also had the move the Knights game to another night".

"The final straw was when the Maj, said that as Patron of the Manning Point Bowling Club Women's Auxillary, she felt compelled to honour them with a visit during such a momentous occassion".

"Oh well, there's not much on Wednesday night, orrrr hell, I forgot about Spicks and Specks, .... ohhh no, LIttle Britain. Bugger."

 

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