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MPFC Caught in Fish for Bribes Scandal

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By  Barnacle Barry

The Cole enquiry has widened its net to include Poissons et boisson extrêmes in what is alleged to be a fish for bribes scandal.  It seems the massive catches from the year's competition were sold to the Iraq regime and a donation was made to the Hussein Empire.

 In an unusual display of candour Marcus Copperi stated Saddam Hussein approached him directly and appealed for a donation to help fund a new wardrobe.  Apparently since the Allied invasion Saddam’s wardrobe has been severely depleted and he is now down to his last pair of Y fronts.

The case was dismissed almost immediately by Commissioner Cole after seeing the evidence.  He said “After seeing Hussein the world can’t afford not clothe him.  It’s disgusting – take him away!”

The MPFC has miraculously survived yet another scandal.  Perhaps we should call it the Teflon classic.

 

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