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Rookie Scandal Rocks MPFC

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By  BigJig Geoff

Following recent events during orientation week at Manning Point University, press attention is now focusing on the rookie initiation ceremonies during the Fishing Classic.

Allegations from former rookies have shocked reporters worldwide.  Many of these rookies have not been seen in the world of extreme fishing since their first participation at MPFC.

Captain BlueRing (believed to have attained the title of Captain following his appointment of initiation umpire during the 2009 classic) refused to comment when asked about some of the 'activities' which rookies must endure.

PEBE reporter Ronny Reuters has allegedly been summoned by the international press council and several civil rights organisations to determine whether his inside information on the organisation can prove or disprove the allegations.

When questioned outside the Swiss PEBE headquarters earlier today he slowly read from an obviously prepared statement:  'Yes, there is an initiation ceremony.  Like all organisations, PEBE wishes to welcome newcomers to the twin arts, however these allegations of foul and depraved behaviour from certain individuals during so called initiation ceremonies are completely false and have absolutely no substance to them.'

All I can say is 'Good luck on Friday night rookies'

MWAHAHAHAHA

 

1 comment

Well said, BigJig. But you failed to mention what happens to people who expose "our rituals". Also you need to correct the photo of the initiation items, the pig is supposed to be boar, not a sow. Rector Bongers

Posted by Ronny Reuters OBE (MP), 19/03/2012 10:40:02 am

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