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By Mr Mahi Mahi
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Mr Mahi Mahi would like to issue this public statement relating to allegations that ASADA are investigating a linkage between Haka Joe and Mr Stephen Dank. "Having fished with Haka for a number of years I can honestly say that I have never witnessed the use or ingestion of any performance enhancing drug. Surely the results speak for themselves - just like the Cronulla Sharks. If a team was to use equine steroids and also use under the table payments to their players you would feel pretty ripped off as a fan not to have trophy or two in the pool room. Any past or future success for Haka can be put down to pure arse."

See you all on the water.

MMM

 

4 comments

That's like Joseph Goebbels saying Hitler was an OK guy!

Posted by Ronny Reuters OBE (MP), 11/03/2013 10:33:36 am

Never knew ASADA had jurisdiction over MPFC - most competitors will now be worried.

Posted by Ganghookold Gibbo, 12/03/2013 12:30:05 pm

The MPFC is bigger than the ASDA and the Australian Cricket Board, especially if you don't get your homework done on time.

Posted by Fishing Phil, 12/03/2013 1:50:18 pm

I've got my blog done ... can't send me home!

Posted by Ganghookold Gibbo, 12/03/2013 3:54:59 pm

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