The Bandages are Off
The Consolidated Press is reporting that the bandages are off and Stillwater Steve's lastest enhancements are ready.
In line with future planned enhancements including a built in rod and beverage holder, doctors have unveiled their latest effort to help Stillwater Steve reach his heretofore unseen potential.
Stillwater fronted the press early this morning to show off his surgically implanted gills and tackle storage.
As you can see all the essentials are stored within easy reach. The gills are effective on land and water, and at a pinch can be used as a conduit for alcohol into the blood stream.