Weather Satellite back online

By  BigJig Geoff
Category: News

After several years of failures by a major American satellite launch company to get the new weather satellite into orbit, Marcus has begged a crack team of retired Nokia technicians to attempt to restart the original.

Using the beta version of the hastily constructed dual processor Nokia satellite console, the team minutes ago announced that the weather satellite is now responding and will be positioned over Manning Point by Thursday afternoon.

Weather conditions are expected to be wet with a high chance of thunder early on Friday (especially in the heads of the early arrivals).

"Saturday and Sunday will be warm and sunny with light winds" a spokesperson for the team said, later adding "unless its not".

All hail Ming, er I mean Marcus.


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