Whispers Of Another Rookie "Rock" Pines At The Point

With less than 24 hours until the 2025 Classic officially begins, murmers of a new rookie have left some competitors in shambles.

This Masthead has confirmed that a leading developer at Member Jungle's Bengalore office was granted access to a top secret Signal chat group, containing world leaders including Ronny Reuters, Marcus Coperi, and United States Secretary of Defence Peter Hegseth.

Leaked screenshots of the confidential messages appear to show references to an unidentified amateur angler, referred to only as "Rock".

Is this the classic's first foray into international fame since Adelle made our ears (and other appendages) bleed, or is it just a shiny pebble from southern Sydney.

Only time will tell.

- bloodworm Anonymous