Manning Point Fishing Classic Blog

After several years of failures by a major American satellite launch company to get the new weather satellite into orbit, Marcus has begged a crack team of retired Nokia technicians to attempt to restart the original.

Using the beta version of the hastily constructed dual processor Nokia satellite console, the team minutes ago announced

Following major damage sustained during the earlier storms at Manning Point Manor, a team of highly skilled craftsmen have spent several hours and even more beers restoring the champions tent to its (mostly) former glory.

As usual, rookies will be provided a small cardboard box in the corner.

Significant works has been done on the Manning Point boat ramp using some kind of silica substance to reduce friction. 

MPFC Infrastructure Chief, Marcus Copperi, will not reveal what the substance is, or who even is the major contractor. 

We hope it produces the desired outcomes for the big tournament only a week away. 

From all of us at the MPFC we would like to extend our warmest welcome to our newest sponsor AusTiger Conservation.

AusTiger Conservation is a passionate team of professional contract shooters who do their best to protect our unique, native wildlife

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Love your work champion!

Saving the best for the last of the day.

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